Anyway upon self diagnosis I have decided that I should wear an eye patch on occasion to help my left eye learn to work again. Ben agrees, mostly due to the fact he is afraid of my eye doctor bill. And NO by the way I won't be wearing it in public. But, if you ever pass the baby room at PDO with the door closed, please just keep on walking.
I have been wearing my sleep mask all cockeyed so it just covers my right eye. But that lethargic lefty has realized that I can still see out of the bottom of the mask when I do this, and it makes my right eye do the work anyway. My right eye works so much it thinks it is in training for the eye Olympics.
So all this to say... I don't know where to find a patch. Any clues?? I thought about waiting til Halloween and finding a pirate costume with a patch. How is that for double duty? I just know Ben would be pumped about
Oh yeah, if you see a pink bedazzled patch I'd prefer that one.
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On a side note: Ben once convinced me that I had a lazy eye, and told me all his friends called me the "girl with the lazy eye" behind my back. I was crying by the end of our conversation. To which he graveled and said he just made the whole thing up.
When mentioning this to a friend (before I told the part about him joking) she goes "Well it only does that if you've been drinking"
WhatTheHeck???
Not to mention I did really and truly have to wear a patch for a while when I was younger, to help prevent my eye from being lazy. Pretty sure it was lefty.
Paranoia has me wondering if Ben really did think my eye was lazy.... surely not. Right?
Will be getting right to that Dr's appt. ASAP...
4 comments:
You crack me up!! I swear you are the best storyteller/writer. Funny as heck! I'll be on the lookout for a pink bedazzled patch :)
I will watch as well. Did you think of just calling an eye doc and asking. They'd probably make you come in to see the doc before giving you one though.
If I have to make a pink bedazzled patch for you, I will, and I will send it special mail to Lubbock!
Seriously though, I'd get it checked out. See what the eye doc says.
Go to party plus, (Is that what it is called?), I know how to get there it is at 66th and Indiana. You can buy a patch there and then bedazzle it.
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